Laughing at Yourself

So, today I was thinking to myself in the shower (because that is where I do my best thinking, judge me) that most of the jokes I make are solely for self-enjoyment. I tend to think that I am a lot funnier than I actually am but thats the brilliance of it.

I make jokes and think of entertaining things, not because I want to entertain you, but because I think it’s funny. That is why I am one of those people that laugh at my own jokes more than anyone else does. This might be an exaggeration because I really don’t think I am one of “those people.”

I really think that is the point of being funny. You should always do things for your own happiness, and not always be trying to please others. It bugs the shit out of me when people are always trying to fight for others attention because they want them to like you. Like seriously? Are these people you are fighting so hard to become friends with really worth the time and effort you are putting in to make them like you? No.

That is why it is important to just do what you want, when you want to do it, and without caring about others opinions. THATS WHAT I DO!

Life is so much more fun when you just don’t give a shit! Have you ever been to a gathering where everyone is just standing around and talking? Then you look around and there’s that random ass crazy mother fucker? That’s me. Hi.

I love getting judged. If you are one of those people, fuck you. That’s all. Let me have fun and laugh at my own jokes. I have a good time doing it, and you are judging, but in reality, you wish you were me. I am the best.

So if you at any times think I am not being funny. You’re probably right, but I think I am. So haha.

Reason for blogging. Why do I want to do it?

So this is going to be my first official post to my blog. Hopefully I will actually keep up with this blog, and hopefully I may even get some readers so that I am not just randomly ranting to absolutely nobody.

Basically the whole point of me wanting to post things onto the internet is to just give myself a way to release all the random shit that happens to pop into my head, and that I think is funny and worth reading. There are just some things that I think of that are too perfect and need to be shared with the world.

I know, how conceited right?

Well I really do not give a crap whether you think it is conceited of me to want to share my thoughts to the world, because if you are reading this you probably post blogs also, meaning you think people give a shit about what you say. And that is exactly what I am doing, whether it works or not is not up to me.

So that is basically why I am doing this. I am an attention whore. I think what I have to say is important and needs to be shared. I am real and do not apologize for it. I am perfect.